Eleanor Nash clearly has a stick up her ass.
And if her boyfriend can fit into her toothpick-sized “vaginal opening,” then I believe we all learned a lot about their relationship tonight. Goodnight.
Eleanor Nash is jealous she can’t have me.
crashbashellienash:
jt-yorke:
crashbashellienash:
YOU CAUGHT ME.
I WANT YOU SO BAD J.T.
I WANT TO GET ALL UP IN YOUR FRIES, DOG.
I know.
you should just fuck me already because my vaginal opening is like the size of a toothpick and you might fit.
You should probably talk to your doctor about that.
Eleanor Nash is jealous she can’t have me.
crashbashellienash:
YOU CAUGHT ME.
I WANT YOU SO BAD J.T.
I WANT TO GET ALL UP IN YOUR FRIES, DOG.
I know.
JT, when are we going out?
Maybe when everything cools over. Your friend Alli is the one I want right now.
Eleanor Nash is jealous she can’t have me.
one word:
downtowncraig:
jt-yorke:
crashbashellienash:
jt-yorke:
crashbashellienash:
dimestack.
Sorry, your large, spaced out lettering has left me unable to give a shit.

I see some coins. If that’s what you’re offering me to sleep with you, you’re going to have to raise it up a bit.
actually…you have to raise it.
Pretty sure she’s trying to pay me for my services though. It doesn’t work the other way around.
one word:
crashbashellienash:
jt-yorke:
crashbashellienash:
dimestack.
Sorry, your large, spaced out lettering has left me unable to give a shit.

I see some coins. If that’s what you’re offering me to sleep with you, you’re going to have to raise it up a bit.