I Wear Sweater Vests. Bitches Love Sweater Vests.
I Wear Sweater Vests. Bitches Love Sweater Vests.

headbeeinfuckingcharge:

jt-yorke:

headbeeinfuckingcharge:

jt-yorke:

headbeeinfuckingcharge:

shit.

Hey, what’s wrong?

you.

Me, huh? And what exactly did I do to you that was so bad? Because I seem to remember you having a great time the last time we were together.

I doubt I’ll be having a great time the next 9 months.

9 months? You mean…?

Again?

Oh shit.

headbeeinfuckingcharge:

jt-yorke:

headbeeinfuckingcharge:

shit.

Hey, what’s wrong?

you.

Me, huh? And what exactly did I do to you that was so bad? Because I seem to remember you having a great time the last time we were together.

headbeeinfuckingcharge:

shit.

Hey, what’s wrong?

Eleanor Nash clearly has a stick up her ass.

And if her boyfriend can fit into her toothpick-sized “vaginal opening,” then I believe we all learned a lot about their relationship tonight. Goodnight.

Eleanor Nash is jealous she can’t have me.

crashbashellienash:

jt-yorke:

crashbashellienash:

YOU CAUGHT ME.
I WANT YOU SO BAD J.T.
I WANT TO GET ALL UP IN YOUR FRIES, DOG. 

I know.

you should just fuck me already because my vaginal opening is like the size of a toothpick and you might fit.

You should probably talk to your doctor about that.

Eleanor Nash is jealous she can’t have me.

crashbashellienash:

YOU CAUGHT ME.
I WANT YOU SO BAD J.T.
I WANT TO GET ALL UP IN YOUR FRIES, DOG. 

I know.

JT, when are we going out?

Maybe when everything cools over. Your friend Alli is the one I want right now.

Eleanor Nash is jealous she can’t have me.
one word:

downtowncraig:

jt-yorke:

crashbashellienash:

jt-yorke:

crashbashellienash:

dimestack.

Sorry, your large, spaced out lettering has left me unable to give a shit.

I see some coins. If that’s what you’re offering me to sleep with you, you’re going to have to raise it up a bit.

actually…you have to raise it.

Pretty sure she’s trying to pay me for my services though. It doesn’t work the other way around.

one word:

crashbashellienash:

jt-yorke:

crashbashellienash:

dimestack.

Sorry, your large, spaced out lettering has left me unable to give a shit.

I see some coins. If that’s what you’re offering me to sleep with you, you’re going to have to raise it up a bit.